"Be a MAN in the City Watch! The City Watch needs MEN!"
But what it’s got includes Corporal Carrot (technically a dwarf), Lance-constable Cuddy (really a dwarf), Lance-constable Detritus (a troll), Lance-constable Angua (a woman - most of the time) and Corporal Nobbs (disqualified from the human race for shoving). And they need all the help they can get. Because they’ve only twenty-fours hours to clean up the town - and this is Ankh-Morpork we’re talking about.
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